memes today arent what they used to be. im a REAL MEME fan.
you say doge, i say all your base are belong to us
you say you came out to have a good time, i say LEEROYYY JENNNNNNKIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS
you say rage faces, i say never gonna give you up
reblog if youre part of the 2% of trolls left who like REAL MEMES btw im 14
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via syd-vicioussss)
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
I love when people shut the fuck up
(Source: condom, via yourlittleonee)
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick
That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”
Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.