uhm hi. this is me.
May 22, 2012
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May 21, 2012
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May 17, 2012
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May 11, 2012
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Mary Jamis, a lesbian woman, was ARRESTED yesterday after she and her partner sought a marriage license in North Carolina.
Share this if you think it’s outrageous.
OK, let’s get some facts straight here, people.
1) I live in NC. I live like 10 minutes from where this took place, actually. Oh, and before anyone gets fucking stupid, I voted against Amendment One. Booya.
2) This wording is intentionally misleading as fuck. Shame on you for framing it this way.
3) NOT A SINGLE PERSON WAS ARRESTED THAT DAY FOR APPLYING FOR A MARRIAGE LICENSE. JESUS LORD, DO SOME RESEARCH. There were 10 couples that applied that day, to prove a point. All 10 were denied, as gay/lesbian marriage has been illegal in NC for a loooooong time(OMG, yes, even before Amendment One!). Oh, and again, before everyone’s Jimmies get rustled over that line, I’m not saying that’s ok, I’m saying that’s the current law.
4) Mary Jamis and Mary Lea Bradford(who isn’t lesbian, btw, just a friend there for moral support) refused to leave the building. They were arrested for trespassing on federal property, as they never left when it closed. The only thing it has to do with their application for a marriage license was that they refused to leave the building without one.
Source: Winston-Salem Journal.
May 7, 2012
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Jesus Christ Jager makes me horny.
Just fucking saying. Wow. Sleep is the last thing on my mind right now. Gogo 4 am.
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Yay for not being on Tumblr much due to graduating. I had two of those questions, which means either a massive anonymous trolling, or someone double-clicked “ask”. Either way, I’ll answer: Hell no. I respect The Beatles, but I don’t really like them outside of like 3 songs(Twist & Shout, Let It Be, and Eleanor Rigsby[which I probably misspelled. Oh well.]).
May 3, 2012
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May 2, 2012
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I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into my vagina.
^See this? This is what I do when I should be studying for my last. exam. ever in 1 hour. But no, I’m reblogging humorous shit on tumblr. Awesome
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April 30, 2012
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- Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
- Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
- Yeah, not sure how I'm going to make it through this weekend 'fuck'-free while being hammered, but I plan on doing my best.